A poem about internet dating. Do you find it helpful?

-I sit right down and click on Skype

Anticipating fun

I choose a bird and start to type

My nose begins to run.



I blow it hard upon my sleeve

That dries it up real fast

I chuckle--it鈥檚 my mom鈥檚 pet peeve

I know she鈥檇 be aghast.



I send a message to a chick

Who fancies me, I think

She hits reply and real darn quick

I鈥檓 lookin鈥?at a link.



In no time flat I feel real bad

Face goes white and stricken

She sent me photos of her dad

Frenching a live chicken.That snot very encouraging!! But it is very funny!The hen seemed to be so very happy,

She made a gentle cluck, cluck, cluck

Then it changed with that sick pappy,

What I watched made me throw up!



Your poem was a fun read...even if my stomach took a turn for the worse.

Excuse me, I have to go barf now... Blahh blaaahh...burp....blaaaaahhhh!!!
Lol, very nice.

Umm no, not helpful.

I don't (internet date) lol.

But a great read.

Thanks for sharing-M
Very good! Keep up the good work. Yesterday I was at KFC, speaking French to a chicken. She chickened out and I was in doubt: Was she a chick can or a chick cant? Ooops..
Wow nice lol, I love those well thought up rhymes like chick and quick, fast and aghast.
Click on the chick in the photo-shopped pic! ha ha ha ha Funny, Bri!
thats a nast deal there but funny to
I hope it was a hen and not a rooster... that would just be wrong.
Hey that was my sister!