Can you make a silly rhyme of a famous analogy of a physical cetrainty?

-"Should all the world think as one?" was answered in my dream...

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Ten soldiers cannot march across two planks over a streamThe uncertainty principle makes perfect sense you see

for to state the location makes it completely still in totality

all other things are treated as though in motion

so it goes that such is the notion

and further if you should say that it moves

than of course the uncertainty is what this proves
`I went and poured the pint of milk

Into the pudding, then to make.

Alas I poured in all of it,

And now there`s none to bake my cake!`
Death and taxes, death and taxes

One can kill and one relaxes.